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Avast!

Now THIS looks like a fun ship to enter. Gimme an oar and move yer rumps, mateys!

Name: Captain Calico Jack
Height: 5'8'''
Weight: depends on how many jugs of ale I have as ballast at the moment
Blood type: crimson
Eye color: Sea gray/blue
Hair color: Blonde
Distinguishing characteristic: hang on, I'll drop me drawers...
Birthplace: England, London
Hobbies: Telling outrageous lies to blushing ladies
Weapons: Cutlass and musket
Fighting Style: Hitting first
Rank: Captain. Said so already, haven't I?

Personal Quote: "You and whose french warship?"

Personal Info: I've seen so much salt sea, that if it was ale I'd still be drinking. Since I first hit the Big Drink I've been a quartermaster on a british sloop, then I was promoted right up to captain on account of the previous one being chicken. It's nice to be captain.

History: Not fit for the delicate ears of landlubbers and fine ladies. Swashy wenches with wide grins and easy laughs, make an appointment for a story hour and bring ale ;D

Reason for joining the crew: I want one.

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I just joined the group. I live aboard my sailboat, (granted she's rigless right now). I have a bit of a pirate obsession. (Who would have thought? I live on a boat and have 3 parrots.) We have about as close a life as you can get to being pirates...




I just started a blog about living on the boat too. http://www.SchoonerBoudicca.com

Looking forward to getting to know everyone.
Regina
red lips, blue eyes

Intro

I just joined the group. I live aboard my sailboat, (granted she's rigless right now). I have a bit of a pirate obsession. (Who would have thought? I live on a boat and have 3 parrots.) We have about as close a life as you can get to being pirates...




I just started a blog about living on the boat too. http://www.SchoonerBoudicca.com

Looking forward to getting to know everyone.
Regina
piratehead

I've come to make me mark!

Name: Simple_Simon
Height: 5'11"
Weight: heavier than a cannon ball, but lighter than a cannon
Blood type: Red
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Black, Black, Coal Black
Distinguishing characteristic: Me charming smile (see picture)
Birthday: October 9th
Birthplace: Neverland
Hobbies: Polishing me skull collection
Weapons: Blunderbus, Pistol, Pistol, Cutlass, Dagger, Belaying Pin, Fists
Fighting Style: Blunderbus, Pistol, Pistol, Cutlass, Dagger, Belaying Pin, Fists (in that order preferrably)
Rank: Yes I am. Thank ye fer noticin'

Personal Quote: "What part of BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA didn't you understand?"

Personal Info: I be an old salt. I've lived near the sea or on it most of me life. I served on the Barbary Bitch (and even captained her for a time). I also served on the Sea Gryffon, the Sabine and the Last Resort. I served as a swabbie, a cook, a gunner, a master gunner, a carpenter's mate, a navigator's mate, a first mate and a captain. The only man on the Main who's drank more Spanish blood than me is L'Onnais.

History: Long and bloody leaving me tired and dirty. Little more needs be said.

Reason for joining the crew: I echo the Gunner's Daughter: A pirate needs a ship don't he! Ready to serve. Where's the Rum?
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Our D&D group is running a pirate themed adventure, based in Sanctuary from the Theives World novels. (There's a glorious book out called Stormwrack with all the rules to seafaring, sea monsters and the Dread Pirate class!) It inspired me to write this short story. ( I thought I'd share here, cause you're all pirates yourself.)

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Yarrr, I hope it amused you!
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YARRRRR!!!!!

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Avast ye scurvy dogs, tis be our day where can be our piratey selves and no soul can give us so much as a cocked eye.

(also, be sure to notice that LJ be celebrating the day too, as all user info pages have been modified to reflect the day's piratiness. Our user info finally looks proper with everyone list as crew members!)
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attention on deck...

now i know i be only the cook, but listen up ye scurvy dogs. upon the morn be our most sacred holiday INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY. tis be your duty , nay your commandment to go out amongst the norms and be showing your proud pirate self. let no one, not constabutory,nor ninja silence your speak. walk and talk like ye mean it. show fiolks that ye have a little captain in ye. ask them if they would like to share your rum. sing jolly sea shanties and make a general rucus, be all the things that would make the captain proud. that is all , now get back to work ye lazy sea rats.

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harlock wineglass

Aaahrrr! I bin waitin on gettin this read to me...

It took longer 'n' I thought it would, as I kept sort-of killin' the blitherin' idiots when they suggested tha' I coudn' read an' all....

Name: Crazy Kat Firewitch (xenakat13)
Height: 5'0"
Weight: No man livin' has yet asked me that and lived...
Blood Type: What kind of a landlubbin' question be that? It's blood. It's red. An' it's gonna be leakin' out yer nose, ifn' ye don't raise your eyes above me chin.
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: red
Distinguishing Characteristics: A tattoo of Kali the Destroyer on me left upper arm, and another o' me beloved just over and to the left of me heart.
Birthday: September 23rd. An' no man alive be knowin' the year.
Birthplace: Boston
Hobbies: spendin' treasure as fast as I get it, trainin' my cat to help me out in a fight, gettin' others drunker'n me so's I can take their treasures.  An' don't be lettin' this get around...but I also collects anythin' to do with Captain Harlock.
Weapon: A knife an' a pistol, but I can pick up an' use anythin' that's around....
Fighting Style: I'm known for me Black Belt in the ancient art of Tounge-Fu, but when I'm not in a talkin' mood, I bite, kick, scratch, and knee 'em in the treasure chest.
Rank: I've a head for numbers, so if the Captain be willin' I'd keep an eye on the books for 'im.  Otherwise I do whatever needs t'be done.
Reason for joining the crew: Treasure!!!! An' cabin boys. An' treasure. An' rum.  An treasure. Did I mention treasure?
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